Eyes – these would be beautiful deep pools of crystal clear blue. Her hair, long cascading, flowing blonde locks. Her figure, a petite size six adorned with long lithe legs, a curvy behind and a pert bosom. She would be called Samantha and would be attentive to my every need. We would go walking in the park, enjoy candlelit dinners in intimate Italian restaurants and would cuddle up on the sofa in front of a log burning fire or she would stretch out in front of me on a lambswool throw and I would gaze at her, admiring her beauty whilst she would look back seductively stirring my imagination and other parts of me that beer certainly can’t reach, even Heineken.
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Brentwood is the home of Amstraad computers. I have fond memories of Amstraad as my first computer was a PCW9512. It had no random access memory and you had to boot up from a three and a half inch floppy disk. Younger readers will think I’m a caveman but no we did have electricity back then and actually I’m in my prime. Aaah, the joys that computers have brought to the world – desk top publishing, facebook, twitter and of course online erotica. I know what you’re thinking, it doesn’t take him long to get on to his favourite subject but there you go, when you are surrounded by the delectable dolls at Brentwood escorts it’s no surprise that the mind wanders! For an escort in Brentwood and beyond you would be crazy to look past us! Personally I’m waiting for the day when you will be able to create your perfect woman online and then a fully realised, four dimensional, flesh and blood babe will pop out of your computer like in that movie, what was it called again? I can’t remember, anyway, it doesn’t matter. But that kind of online computer service would definitely be worth paying a monthly subscription for! create my very own perfect escort? Let me see!
Everything you need to know about local services at the council website - http://www.brentwood.gov.uk/
Find out about the history of Brentwood from Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brentwood,_Essex
Brentwood beer! You can even join a club and enjoy regular tasting sessions - http://www.brentwoodbrewing.co.uk/
If you or your sexy girlfriend appreciate a little culture then visit Brentwood Community Theatre - http://www.brentwood-theatre.org/