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Sexy movies just don't do it for my girl

I think there is a real gap in the online sex market right now. My girlfriend, who used to be a visiting escort and is quite open minded and liberal in her attitudes to sex, will watch sexy movies but only ‘if there is a story’, oh and if there is girl on girl action all the better. So, having tried to get her to open herself up to the joy of a guy giving it what for with a girl on a sofa (or sometimes two), featuring the most explicit action you could ever hope to see and focussing the camera in stark close up on the man’s tackle and the woman’s lady bits and failing miserably to get my girl interested I decided to have a good look around at what is out there but to no avail. Yes, I sacrificed myself and spent hours watching nubile young women and well hung guys getting it on like horny rabbits just so that I could find the kind of sex my girl would be willing to watch. I'm a saint...

But let’s face it; I want her to watch it so that I get the benefit later so the research is worth it. As the saying goes, it’s a dirty job but somebody has got to do it!

The first thing she asked for is that a bed is involved. This was difficult! My research led me to many hours of watching sex in living rooms, in gardens, next to swimming pools and in various types of motor vehicle, though limousines seemed to be the car of choice. I found the whole lot great fun, I like a vigorous romp scene and to be fair I don’t see the point of padding it out Emmanuelle style with lots of unnecessary scenes, poor dialogue and bad acting. Though even some of the sex films I watched had bad acting in them – a woman moaning one second then looking at the camera dude the next for instruction just didn’t do it. And when the woman in question also starts saying ‘give it to me’ in a kind of fake sexy voice it is a real turn off. Be in the moment petal or don’t bother I think.

When I did finally find something, a French movie called ‘The Exterminating Angels’ my girl complained because the gap between sex scenes was too long and the sex scenes themselves were too short. You only just got turned on and then they would go back to discussing the meaning of life or whatever.

So, if you are a film-maker who specialises in sexy movies think about this. To make the movie, female friendly you need to have ‘a story’ but do not have too much narrative exposition, make sure the sex scenes are a good length, involve more than one woman, oh and feature a bedroom. There you go, simple really.

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