Before sailing to the New World the Pilgrim fathers met in Billericay. They clearly preferred an unknown wilderness three thousand miles away across a treacherous sea in a flimsy boat (called the Mayflower I’m sure you know) to the small Essex village but perhaps I’m being harsh. Anyway, when they got there the locals weren’t too happy and they killed them all. Bet they wished they’d stayed. How come on TV this paragraph would be a two hour documentary? Get to the point I say – and so I will. The beautiful babes of Billericay escorts are only a short phone call away, no sea journeys required. For escorts in Billericay without a hazardous journey to the New World call us now!
Anyway, the unfortunate fate of the intrepid early explorers didn’t put off others from attempting to settle. Many more travelled and then you had America... Now Pocahontas, there was a cartoon babe! Mind you the Disney cartoon of that name (Pocahontas) isn’t exactly accurate – did you see the ship that John Smith sails in to the New World? Well did you see the flag? It’s a union jack, at least a hundred years before the act of union! Hollywood taking liberties with history you say, whatever next.
Cartoon babes! Minnie Mouse, Jessica Rabbit (!), Aristocats... when you think about it we are already indoctrinating our children at an early age – that’s why I’m so obsessed with the opposite sex, because of cartoon drawings. Mmmm.
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Dodge the paint at Delta Force, handle a bird of prey at the Imperial Academy or take a stroll through the woods hand in hand with a beautiful escort at Hanningfield Reservoir - http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attractions-g1022655-Activities-Billericay_Essex_England.html
Everything you ever wanted to know about the long and illustrious history of Billericay - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billericay
News, events, things to do - http://www.billericayessex.co.uk/
Read what the council has planned for Billericay - http://www.billericaytowncouncil.gov.uk/Contents/Text/Index.asp?SiteId=234&SiteExtra=3344592&TopNavId=518&NavSideId=2510
A site for those interested in working for the preservation of the town’s heritage - http://www.billericaysociety.co.uk/